Remember mixtapes? 🎶

You didn’t throw songs together randomly.

You curated them.

You waited by the radio.
You hit record at the right second.
You rewound when it wasn’t perfect.

The Fall Mixtape is that energy.

Intentional.
Seasonal.
Built around a mood.

Only 50 boxes.
Because we don’t mass-produce nostalgia.

Save Me A Spot

What’s Actually Inside? ☕🐾

A small moment that’s made just for you and your kitty.

For you:

☕ Coffee that tastes like fall — not “pumpkin regret.”
🍪 Snacks you hide like you hid your Lisa Frank stash.
✨ Something sparkly. Because yes, we still like glitter.

For your cat:

🐟 Treats worthy of royalty.
🐾 Toys that get the side-eye first.
🛋 Something to pounce on while you sip.

And always:

Five uninterrupted minutes.

You.
Your cat.
Coffee.
Commentary.

No one asking where their cleats are.
No one yelling from another room.

Sparkle in the middle of real life.

Why This Exists 💿

We were raised on:

• Hose water.
• MTV when it played music.
• Be home before dark.
• “You’ll live.”

We learned to handle things.

But we also learned to love our stuff.

Good mugs.
Real coffee.
Solid bags.
Cat trees that don’t look like they belong in a dorm room.

This isn’t about fixing your life.

It’s about adding something fun to it.

Because Gen X doesn’t need saving.

We just like good things.

While You Wait… 🛍️

Not the patient type? The shop’s open.

Mugs.
Bags.
Bath things.
Cat toys.
Cat trees.
Things you’ll use.
Things your cat will immediately claim.

Because if we’re buying stuff, it better be good stuff.

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Is this still a monthly subscription?

Not right now.

We’ve shifted to limited seasonal drops — starting with The Fall Mixtape, capped at 50 boxes.

Intentional. Curated. No subscription treadmill.

If it returns seasonally, you’ll hear it first.

What is The Fall Mixtape?

The Fall Mixtape is our limited fall drop — a curated box built around a mood.

Think:

☕ Coffee that tastes like the season

🍪 Snacks you won’t share

🐾 Cat joy (with opinions)

✨ A little sparkle

Only 50 boxes will be released.

Waitlist members get first access before the public.

When will The Fall Mixtape ship?

Exact shipping dates will be announced at launch.

Waitlist members will receive early access details and timing first.

No refreshing tabs required.

What kinds of items do you include?

For you:

• Seasonal coffee
• Fun snacks
• Something useful
• Something delightful
• Possibly something glittery

For your cat:

• Treats
• Toys
• Something to judge
• Something to pounce

Every box is built around a cohesive theme — not random filler.

Mixtape energy only.

Can I still shop other items?

Yes.

The shop stays open year-round.

You’ll find:

• Mugs
• Bags
• Bath items
• Cat toys
• Cat trees
• Other sparkly nonsense we stand behind

Because Gen X doesn’t buy junk.

We buy good stuff.

Where do you ship?

We currently ship within the U.S.

What’s your return policy?

Because many of our items are food or curated seasonal products, we typically don’t accept returns on those items.

For shop products, if something arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us and we’ll make it right.

We’re reasonable humans.

How do I get first access to seasonal drops?

Join the waitlist.

That’s it.

Waitlist members:

✔ See the theme first
✔ Get early access
✔ Get first shot at the limited release

Public sees it later.

What does “Sparkle in the middle of real life” mean?

It means life stacks.

We handle it.

But we still like:

Good coffee.
Cats with opinions.
Things that feel fun.
And glitter we chose ourselves.

It’s not about fixing your life.

It’s about adding something bright to it.